Delightful.Life.

Jun 22
Jun 20

thegirlwhocriedfoxface:

hostagesituation:

My friend had a guy sitting way too close to her on the bus and he was trying to read her text messages, so we damn well gave him something to read.

incredible.

Jun 20
lifemadesimple:

Cold water vs Warm water

lifemadesimple:

Cold water vs Warm water

Jun 20

kamikatlifts:

flcl-julie:

onlylolgifs:

Have you ever been this worried?

He fucking paws at the water and pulls him toward the edge and fucking jumps in to save him! I love dogs so much. We don’t deserve them.

dogs are just the best

Jun 20
mothafckenmary:

cyphyy:

I laughed wayyy too hard.

Lmao

mothafckenmary:

cyphyy:

I laughed wayyy too hard.

Lmao

Jun 20

myimbeccablelife:

fandomsandfeminism:

huffingtonpost:

Studies show that women apologize more than men, often for perfectly reasonable acts like, you know, taking up space. 

So watch this Pantene commercial here to inspire you to stop saying sorry for no reason. 

Interesting.

I say sorry so much at work for things there’s no actual reason to be sorry about.

(Source: youtube.com)

Jun 20

35-24-35
35-24-35

(Source: luciford)

Jun 20

This is what you do when McDonald’s gives you free burgers for a year

rodaintshit:

washingtonpost:

Remember Charles Ramsey, the hero behind the Cleveland kidnapping rescue?

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McDonald’s promised Ramsey free burgers for a year after he said on TV that he’d gone to McDonald’s before rescuing the captive women and went to their aid with a half-eaten Big Mac in hand.

Ramsey said McDonald’s gave him $2,000 in gift cards. “I handed them out to every homeless person and kid I could find,” he said.

Everyone was making fun of this dude but hes a real stand up guy

Jun 20
nanna-melissa:

Found out how to make flashlight mods for Left 4 Dead 2…

nanna-melissa:

Found out how to make flashlight mods for Left 4 Dead 2…

Jun 20

hazelgranger:

there is not a better feeling than someone playing with your hair

(Source: wheazley)

Jun 20

Things Only Women With Small Boobs Can Relate To →

Jun 20
thefrogman:

[flickr] [h/t: corgis-everywhere]
Jun 20

This is no joke, it really happened in my first responder class today

  • My EMR instructor: You arrive at a scene with a patient laying on the ground. You check their level of alertness and they appear unconscious. You have already opened their airway with an adjunct and are administering oxygen.
  • What do you do next?
  • Student: Call 911!
  • My EMR Instructor: YOU ARE 911.
Jun 20
  • 2 years old kid: *runs*
  • family: looks like he's going to be an athlete
Jun 20
lacigreen:

90s info brochures are generally painfully corny but this one is perty on point

lacigreen:

90s info brochures are generally painfully corny but this one is perty on point

(Source: brillianthighlights-deepshadows)